Being told you’re gorgeous and flaunting faux-modesty.
When he says he’s never been with a guy before.
When an ugly grinds up behind you in Heaven.
Reflecting on the prospect of buying a ticket to Circus this month.
Reason #1 not to live in the past.
How to wait patiently at the STI clinic.
ON THE OUTSIDE YOU’RE LIKE:
ON THE INSIDE YOU’RE LIKE:
Reason #3 to go to university: filthy student loan.